Jesus Loves Me

12
1h 40m
2012
5.5 /10 (56)

Overview

A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.

Country : Germany
Genre : Comedy
Languages : Deutsch
Released Date: 2012-12-20

Top Billed Cast

Florian David Fitz

Jeshua

Jessica Schwarz

Marie

Hannelore Elsner

Sylvia

Henry Hübchen

Gabriel

Michael Gwisdek

Gott

Palina Rojinski

Svetlana

Peter Prager

Werner

Nicholas Ofczarek

Satan

Marc Ben Puch

Sven

Christine Schorn

Alte

Johannes Allmayer

Kellner

Dorothea Walda

Rentnerin

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