The Cottage

R 18+
1h 32m
2008
5.9 /10 (240)

Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably

Overview

In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

Country : United Kingdom
Languages : English, Polski, Français
Released Date: 2008-02-07

Top Billed Cast

Andy Serkis

David

Reece Shearsmith

Peter

Jennifer Ellison

Tracey

Steven O'Donnell

Andrew

Cat Meacher

Club Receptionist

Danny Nussbaum

Man in Suit

Logan Wong

Muk Li San

Jonathan Chan-Pensley

Chun Yo Fu

Simon Schatzberger

Steven

Doug Bradley

Villager with Dog

Dave Legeno

The Farmer

Katy Murphy

Farmer's Wife

Georgia Groome

Farmer's Daughter 1

Eden Watson

Farmer's Daughter 2

James Bierman

Bouncer

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