The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

R
1h 30m
2004
3.792 /10 (12)

Overview

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

Country : United States of America
Languages : English
Released Date: 2004-10-27

Top Billed Cast

Darian Caine

Dracula

Erika Smith

Van Helsing

A.J. Khan

Philomenia

Erin Brown

Maiden #2

Isadora Edison

Klownie

Andrea Davis

Hottie

Jessica Abbott

Smokin'

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