Dallas: A XXX Parody

NC-17
2h 9m
2012
4 /10 (1)

Overview

America's most loved (and hated) television family is back - this time in triple-X glory! This horny homage follows the carnality and corruption of the infamous Ewing oil dynasty. From J.R.'s evil antics to Sue Ellen's over-the-top drama to Lucy's constant craving for cock... all your favorites are back and in on the action!

Country : United States of America
Genre : Drama
Languages : English
Released Date: 2012-06-07

Top Billed Cast

Eric Masterson

J.R. Ewing

Alexis Ford

Lucy Ewing

Bobbi Starr

Sue Ellen Ewing

Brooklyn Lee

Kristen Ewing

India Summer

Pam Ewing

James Deen

Bobby Ewing

Herschel Savage

Jock Ewing

Bill Bailey

Ray

Steve Crest

Jordan

Ryan McLane

Professor

Michael Vegas

Cowboy

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